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eddplant:

imwithkanye:

57 Varieties. Not to be outdone by Heinz, Samuel L Jackson has tweeted 57 different spellings of the word motherf— since joining Twitter in October 2011. Entertainment Weekly dutifully compiled the list: 

Amughphuqqinvengers
Maaadaaahfaaahkaaaahz
Mahfahkka
Mahfakka
Mahpfauccauhs
Mahphakka
MAVENGERFUQQAS
MAVENGERPFUQQAHS
Mawphakkas
Moneyfondler
Motherfucker
Moughoucccah
Moughpfucca
Moughuqqas
Moupfacca
Moupfouqa
Moupfuccuh
Muffpfukah
Muffughccin
Muffukaness
Mufuggas
Mughfughquahs
Mughpfakkuh
Mughpfukkas
Mughpfukkuh
Mughphughkughzz
Mughuqqa
Muh fukka
Muhfucka
Muhfugga
Muhfuggahhhh
Muhfuggin
Muhfuka
Muhfukka
Muhfukkah
Muhfukkin
Muhfuqas
Muhfuqin
Muhpfakkah
Mupfuhqeuhs
Motherfucking
Mutha fuqeu
Muthafucka
Muhphuggas
Muthafuga
Muthafukka
Muthafukkin’
Muthaphucca
Muthavenger
Muthughpfuccahz
Muthughphoukka
Muthupfuqas
Muttuhfukkuh
Mutuphukas
Muughuuqa
Muuphuuccahs
Myfollowfukkas

This post has highlighted to me the fact that I am not following Samuel Jackson on twitter, and I am going to immediately rectify this.

killself:

my teacher makes students sing to the class if their phone beeps

foreheadtittaes:

Compliment your man’s “sharp” outfit by telling him that it can puncture the hull of an Empire class Fire Nation battleship, leaving thousands to drown at sea

because it’s so sharp

youfillmydreams:

Idolising an actor

• How normal people do it:Put up posters and dream about them
• How tumblr does it:Cry and shout at their existence
• How David Tennant does it:Take over the character they play then marry their daughter

llbwwb:

Fennec Fox (photographed in the Everland Zoo, South Korea) by Flordiapfe

squintyoureyes:

nickpitman:

Hey, look! It’s Kanye in the studio recording My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy.

Let’s take a look at the rules:

• NO TWEETING
• NO HIPSTER HATS
• ALL LAPTOPS ON MUTE
• JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP SOMETIMES
• NO BLOGGING
• NO NEGATIVE BLOG VIEWING
• DON’T TELL ANYONE ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING WE ARE DOING!
• NO LACKING FOCUS WHILE MUSIC IS BEING PLAYED OR MUSIC IS BEING MADE
• TOTAL FOCUS ON THIS PROJECT IN ALL STUDIOS
• NO ACOUSTIC GUITAR IN THE STUDIOS
• NO PICTURES

just shut the fuck up sometimes

Jane Magazine interview with Cillian Murphy

• Jane Magazine:Have you ever faked an orgasm?
• Cillian Murphy:Yes, I was young. You never think of men (doing it), but it's just as possible.
• Jane Magazine:Did the person know?
• Cillian Murphy:No, I'm an actor for God's sake.